I came across theoatmeal.com while reading MyLifeIsAverage the other day, and it's pretty much the only thing that's held my attention for the last three hours.
Things I've learned, thanks to theoatmeal.com:
1. I could take 27 Justin Biebers in a fight.
2. My body could feed 34 hungry weasels for a day.
3. I could survive a 1 minute and 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.
4. I can hear a frequency people over 25 have a hard time hearing (I HATE that sound).
5. I have a 16% chance of surviving an intense love-making session with big foot.
6. There are currently 1,303,260 germs living on my cell phone: the equivalent of 261 toilet seats.
7. I have a 41% chance of being devoured by my loved ones.
8. I could survive for 1.4 seconds on the surface of the sun.
9. I'm 67% addicted to Facebook.
10. It would take me 55 minutes to become infected after a zombie bite.
11. My body could only support 1 lonely tapeworm.
12. I could take 45 baboons in a fight armed only with a giant don't-wanna-say.
13. I could survive 31 seconds after kicking a bear in the balls.
......ok, so that was a total waste of time, energy, and blog space, but oh well...
toodles :)
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